1 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:41,629 It didn't work. 2 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,602 It didn't work. 3 00:03:45,562 --> 00:03:47,140 In the middle there... 4 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:50,398 It's on amidst... 5 00:03:51,193 --> 00:03:53,684 The window didn't explode right... 6 00:03:53,862 --> 00:03:57,777 and it is very difficult for me to do everything in one shot. 7 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,488 You know, I'm 47 years old... 8 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:45,867 This isn't about adults... 9 00:04:46,878 --> 00:04:48,420 We're talking about a child, 10 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,919 an environment... 11 00:04:53,134 --> 00:04:54,463 My client... 12 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,262 is aware... 13 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,890 of the responsibility of raising a child. 14 00:05:02,352 --> 00:05:04,973 She leads a quiet, peaceful life. 15 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:06,749 On the other hand, we have an actor here 16 00:05:06,786 --> 00:05:08,930 who's obviously disgruntled. 17 00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:13,067 Whose known past problems I just mentioned 18 00:05:13,238 --> 00:05:15,527 are less than ambiguous. 19 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:17,905 And whose entire career experience 20 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,777 is with films whose values 21 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:23,081 no responsible aware parent 22 00:05:23,117 --> 00:05:24,905 would ever want to expose their children to, 23 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,076 including myself, Your Honor. 24 00:05:30,755 --> 00:05:32,214 Violence... 25 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,957 that's all on film, Your Honor. 26 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,044 The legitimacy of violence... 27 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:39,972 How this actor play death? 28 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,717 Let me count the ways. 29 00:05:45,395 --> 00:05:48,147 Mangled under the wheels a truck... 30 00:05:48,606 --> 00:05:50,065 Strangulation... 31 00:05:51,192 --> 00:05:52,984 Fracturing the skull... 32 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:57,106 Taking out "the timber log"... 33 00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:02,911 They were low budgets. Every one of my movies were having heart! 34 00:06:04,039 --> 00:06:05,497 Laceration... 35 00:06:06,916 --> 00:06:09,205 Crushed under the wheels of a car... 36 00:06:09,544 --> 00:06:12,296 Death by strangulation... Crushed ribs... 37 00:06:12,464 --> 00:06:15,251 I make money with this! I feed them! 38 00:06:16,301 --> 00:06:18,670 - Please be seated, Mr. - It's not about money! 39 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,509 - Allez, one more! Again. - Gauging out the eye... 40 00:06:21,723 --> 00:06:23,003 Kicks to the groin... 41 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,223 Can I go to the restroom, please? 42 00:06:27,228 --> 00:06:28,806 Crushed under the wheels of a truck... 43 00:06:30,065 --> 00:06:31,642 Gauging out the eyes... 44 00:06:32,484 --> 00:06:33,812 Crushing the skull... 45 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:49,787 Shit. 46 00:06:52,462 --> 00:06:55,333 - Take off! Immediately! Take off! - Alright! 47 00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:34,834 Gloria, would you rather live with your mommy 48 00:26:35,056 --> 00:26:36,716 or with your daddy? 49 00:26:41,896 --> 00:26:44,102 I don't wanna live with Dad. 50 00:26:44,857 --> 00:26:46,316 Why, Gloria? 51 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:54,435 Every time my dad is on a TV Show, my friends make fun of me. 52 00:26:55,076 --> 00:26:57,613 - But you love your daddy? - Yes. 53 00:26:58,412 --> 00:27:00,654 But you rather stay with your mom. 54 00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:06,921 I want them to stop making fun of me. 55 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:11,831 Thank you, Gloria. You may be excused. 56 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,950 I think it's November 10th or 15th. 57 00:27:43,165 --> 00:27:45,330 There's no special requirements, 58 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:47,495 you don't have to do any training, 59 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:49,376 You don't have to be in any kind of good shape... 60 00:27:49,386 --> 00:27:52,071 They'll put you in shape on the shoot. 61 00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:55,043 - The commission? - Ahn? 62 00:27:55,219 --> 00:27:56,879 - What's your commission? - Normal. 63 00:27:57,012 --> 00:27:58,507 No, no. The one I was... 64 00:27:59,431 --> 00:28:02,468 10%... but I'll take 8. 65 00:28:02,852 --> 00:28:05,093 They'll kill my career, those guys. 66 00:28:05,604 --> 00:28:09,519 You get good money, they send me to Bulgaria, the fucking factory. 67 00:28:09,817 --> 00:28:12,142 They're making the movie for what? A million dollars?... 68 00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:13,695 No, no! You're exaggerating... 69 00:28:13,863 --> 00:28:15,654 With the 30% sales fee... 70 00:28:15,823 --> 00:28:18,361 You're exaggerating that. This movie is huge in Asia! 71 00:28:18,534 --> 00:28:20,527 I know, 6 million dollars! 72 00:28:21,537 --> 00:28:24,538 Foreign, 30%: 1.8 73 00:28:24,707 --> 00:28:28,325 producing fee: 1.25 million... OK? 74 00:28:28,544 --> 00:28:29,955 Why do you do this shit to yourself? That's my job... 75 00:28:30,129 --> 00:28:32,916 I get paid 4 million dollars, how much is left for the picture? 76 00:28:32,952 --> 00:28:34,959 Come on, man! That is my job. Let me worry about that. 77 00:28:35,134 --> 00:28:39,178 I would take less money and put me in a fucking studio! 78 00:28:39,346 --> 00:28:42,431 If they get me for free, one movie only, for free, "Van Damme". 79 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,972 It's worth at least 6 in Europe! 80 00:28:45,144 --> 00:28:45,947 They pay me scale, 81 00:28:45,948 --> 00:28:48,892 at least I would be in a big movie and would give me the chance... 82 00:28:49,064 --> 00:28:51,271 And you have those contacts with the studio! 83 00:28:51,692 --> 00:28:52,822 What's going on here? 84 00:28:52,823 --> 00:28:55,393 Wait a minute, you're not seeing the big picture... 85 00:28:55,571 --> 00:28:57,610 No, the big picture, you're selling packages! 86 00:28:57,781 --> 00:28:59,905 Yeah, but some there's a director involved, 87 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,657 and there's a cinematographer involved, what's the matter? 88 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,402 Jeff, how many years you've known me? 20 years?... 89 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,076 Once in your life, put me in a studio! 90 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,205 Are you bullshitting me or what? 91 00:29:11,378 --> 00:29:15,376 I mean, I've never done bad by you! I've always done the right thing by you! 92 00:29:15,591 --> 00:29:17,749 And that's no bullshit. 93 00:29:17,927 --> 00:29:20,714 Look... You're an international fucking movie star! 94 00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:23,237 Name me another international movie star. 95 00:29:24,381 --> 00:29:27,314 You work all the time, you're well protected... 96 00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:32,558 I lost my daughter. 97 00:29:34,902 --> 00:29:37,227 You're gonna get over that. 98 00:29:38,072 --> 00:29:39,614 Remember Shakespeare: 99 00:29:39,782 --> 00:29:42,479 "The time and the hours through the longest day... 100 00:29:42,516 --> 00:29:44,693 ...everything passes " 101 00:29:45,663 --> 00:29:48,948 You've gotta believe me here, man, life goes on. 102 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:51,083 Especially in this town... 103 00:29:51,335 --> 00:29:52,533 Stop it. 104 00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:55,577 Stop it. 105 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,051 You want to smoke a joint? 106 00:30:09,853 --> 00:30:12,012 Jean-Claude, come on, it was a joke! 107 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,449 Look, can't you take a joke? 108 00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:16,731 Don't forget: you start shooting on November 10th. 109 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,978 I love you, baby! Keep that mojo working! 110 00:31:30,768 --> 00:31:33,009 ...the check you made bounced. 111 00:31:33,187 --> 00:31:35,895 - What do you mean? - You know exactly what I mean. 112 00:31:35,931 --> 00:31:37,138 It's impossible! 113 00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:43,125 If I don't get the money by noon, I have to drop the case. 114 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:45,403 OK, don't drop the case. 115 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:49,517 I promise you, I'll get the money. OK? Thank you. 116 00:31:49,587 --> 00:31:52,450 - You've been told... - Yes, at noon. OK, fine. 117 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,802 Speak. 118 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:45,131 Hey, Jeff, how are you? 119 00:53:45,768 --> 00:53:47,227 Hey, dog! What's up, dog? 120 00:53:48,187 --> 00:53:50,227 Good, good, good... Not so good. 121 00:53:50,398 --> 00:53:51,773 I need some money. 122 00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:53,555 Listen, can I advance, er... 123 00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:55,725 Can the producers advance me some money? 124 00:53:55,903 --> 00:53:59,189 Listening Jean-Claude, I was gonna call you... 125 00:53:59,407 --> 00:54:00,949 ...right after your vacation was over. 126 00:54:01,117 --> 00:54:03,240 They took someone else. 127 00:54:03,411 --> 00:54:04,490 Who? 128 00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:05,991 Steven... 129 00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:07,705 Steven? 130 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,906 He promised to cut his ponytail. 131 00:54:11,919 --> 00:54:12,915 It hurts, 132 00:54:13,129 --> 00:54:14,208 I know. 133 00:54:14,714 --> 00:54:17,501 OK, OK, can you... Can I borrow some money from you? 134 00:54:19,385 --> 00:54:21,342 Hello! Crank it up... 135 00:54:23,806 --> 00:54:26,131 Hey, man! You're breaking up here, I'm losing you. 136 00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:28,850 You must be in a tunnel or something! 137 00:54:29,103 --> 00:54:31,224 Cut the bullshit! Come on the phone! 138 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:33,993 All right. Yeah, yeah. 139 00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:35,729 What's next? 140 00:54:35,901 --> 00:54:39,021 No Limit Injury. It's about a Viet vet... 141 00:54:39,196 --> 00:54:40,607 We've done this movie 6 months ago. 142 00:54:41,073 --> 00:54:42,236 We did? 143 00:54:42,408 --> 00:54:43,321 What's next? 144 00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:47,781 No Limit Injury 2! It's about a Gulf War vet. 145 00:54:47,955 --> 00:54:51,324 who fights to pay for his son education. 146 00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:55,077 - Is it good? - I don't know. 147 00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:58,206 - Did you read it? - I don't know. 148 00:55:04,305 --> 00:55:09,097 Call the producers... and... tell them I need some upfront. 149 00:55:09,564 --> 00:55:12,833 - Hey, man, I can't do that! - Just fucking do it, Jeff! 150 01:19:19,926 --> 01:19:23,710 We represented Mr. Van Damme for over fifteen years, 151 01:19:23,888 --> 01:19:27,553 which is a lot of time, a lot of business, a lot of friendship, so... 152 01:19:27,725 --> 01:19:29,723 It is with the greatest regret that 153 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:32,387 I had to prepare the statement with my colleagues 154 01:19:32,688 --> 01:19:35,523 "Because of Mr. Van Damme's behavior and for ethical purposes, 155 01:19:35,691 --> 01:19:37,435 my firm and myself hereby, 156 01:19:37,652 --> 01:19:40,522 immediately cease to represent Jean Claude Van Damme." 157 01:29:29,284 --> 01:29:30,826 The results are in. 158 01:29:30,994 --> 01:29:34,577 Jean-Claude Van Damme has been convicted for 3 years. One year jail time 159 01:29:34,790 --> 01:29:36,747 two years probation...